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HYMNS OF THE LUKEWARM CHURCH
(God's Frozen People)

The LukewarmChurch announces publication of Church Songs, whose title, according to the editor, was chosen because "We didn't want to turn anybody off with threatening words that no one understands anymore like 'worship' or 'hymn.' People in today's society get kind of uncomfortable with too much talk about things like commitment and dedication. They'd much rather have a religion that they can turn on or off at will. Our book seeks to meet that need."
Sample contents:

• A Comfy Mattress Is Our God
• Above Average is Thy Faithfulness
• Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word
• All Hail the Influence of Jesus' Name
• My Hope is Built on Nothing Much
• Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound
• My Faith Looks Around for Thee
• Be Thou My Hobby
• O God, Our Enabler in Ages Past
• Blest Be the Tie That Doesn't Cramp My Style
• Oh, for a Couple of Tongues to Sing
• He's Quite a Bit to Me
• Oh, How I Like Jesus
• Joyful, Joyful, We Kinda Like Thee
• I Lay My Inappropriate Behaviors on Jesus
• Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me
• I Surrender Some
• Praise God from Whom All Affirmations Flow
• I'm Fairly Certain That My Redeemer Lives
• Self-Esteem to the World! The Lord is Come
• Sit Up, Sit Up for Jesus
• Special, Special, Special
• Spirit of the Living God, Fall Somewhere Near Me
• Stick Nearby, It's Getting Dark Outside
• Take My Life and Let Me Be
• There is Scattered Cloudiness in My Soul Today
• There Shall be Sprinkles of Blessings
• What an Acquaintance We Have in Jesus
• When Peace, Like a Trickle. . .
• When the Saints Go Sneaking In
• Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following
• God of Taste, and God of Stories
• Lift Every Voice and Intellectualize

singpraiz4hym

lol I've seen this. Sad thing though tooo.

newtronical1

Thanks for the eye-opening message. Im with Shell in agreeing that this is sad and true.

HisServant77

Very True, But unfortunately like it's been said

totallyforgiven2

We need to pray that we do not become stagnant in our christian walk or these hymns could turn out to be about us. I really do believe that this is why God allows us to go through hardships from time to time, to help us to keep on the right track and never become stagnant in our daily walk.

SharonMarie

I found some of the titles actually quite funny but as has been said in reality this is all too common in the church today and that is not funny at all.

newtronical1

So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Revelation 3:16


Any Questions?

singpraiz4hym

Woooo how much in your face is that verse. I love the book we did for study on the Contagious Christian. So much easier to be a witness when you yourself are truly on fire for the Lord.

jtdaily

Very sad. God grieves at the luke warm Christian.

totallyforgiven2

We can not be a true Christian and always strattleing the fence or going down the easy road. We need to face challenged head-on, because this is what makes us stronger in our walk with the Lord.